With the exception of the above kind of fluid, deconstructed zoot suit from The Mask (which is FABulous) I yawned my way through the Unique show.
The Topshop girl does not have to grow up, thank you very much Kate Phelan.
The collection looked like the entire contents of the 1994 Joseph catalogue. Everything is entirely wearable, but it's too old and too chic for the Topshop audience. Even the models looked bored.
I hope next season Phelan takes the stick out of her arse and loosens up. Most people who shop at Toppers are, like, 23. Not middle aged, ex-Vogue poshos.